{"product_id":"the-league-of-staircase-avoiders-supersoft-unisex-t-shirt","title":"The League of Staircase Avoiders - Supersoft Unisex T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy climb a staircase when you can simply lie at the bottom and wait for someone to carry you?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong\u003eThe League of Staircase Avoiders\u003c\/strong\u003e, a highly respected canine organisation dedicated to the noble pursuit of avoiding unnecessary physical exertion, particularly when it involves going upstairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet our distinguished founding member, a wonderfully relaxed Golden Retriever who has decided that climbing stairs is an entirely unreasonable expectation. With a comfortable floor, a peaceful expression and absolutely no intention of moving, this determined dog is taking a very firm stand against vertical exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a charming vintage-inspired circular emblem in deep green, cream and orange, the design combines traditional club lettering, cheerful paw prints and a wonderfully appropriate motto: \u003cstrong\u003e“Vertical Effort Is Optional.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for \u003cstrong\u003edog mums, dog dads, rescue-dog owners, senior-dog lovers and anyone whose four-legged companion believes stairs are somebody else's problem\u003c\/strong\u003e, this humorous T-shirt celebrates the wonderfully stubborn and occasionally lazy side of canine life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether your dog is a sleepy Golden Retriever, a determined Dachshund, a senior rescue enjoying retirement or simply a professional sofa enthusiast, membership is open to all reluctant climbers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial League Rules:\u003c\/strong\u003e Avoid unnecessary stairs, request assistance whenever possible, conserve energy for important activities and never underestimate the power of looking helpless.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all, why waste precious energy climbing stairs when it could be better spent sleeping, eating biscuits or supervising the household?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe League of Staircase Avoiders: Taking a Stand Against Standing Up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSmelly Beasts – Because life's too short for unnecessary stairs, especially when there's a perfectly good sofa downstairs!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003e********************************************\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Just A Pretty Muzzle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle®\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003efabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlways wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not bleach. Only oxygen\/non chlorine bleach allowed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSustainability \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability\u003c\/strong\u003e: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGildan 64000\u003c\/strong\u003e, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from \u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton\/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is \u003cstrong\u003elightweight at 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/strong\u003e, pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its \u003cstrong\u003esemi-fitted cut\u003c\/strong\u003e with a \u003cstrong\u003ecrew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design\u003c\/strong\u003e provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*********************************************\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":57413103845754,"sku":"29740135235220202916","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Irish Green","offer_id":57413103878522,"sku":"15801047495655773152","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57413103911290,"sku":"14682385607779044546","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":57413103944058,"sku":"24166232559067323249","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":57413103976826,"sku":"14286112659775045027","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":57413104009594,"sku":"31244069868490089768","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":57413104042362,"sku":"66188818312811898105","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":57413104075130,"sku":"25575015862061496030","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":57413104107898,"sku":"67004297129334824942","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":57413104140666,"sku":"16821086214395702765","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Azalea","offer_id":57413104173434,"sku":"19298745373536858540","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":57413104206202,"sku":"16633402050450981787","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":57413104238970,"sku":"25732705039897661396","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Irish Green","offer_id":57413104271738,"sku":"11071681842221634950","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57413104304506,"sku":"29891340031419753458","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":57413104337274,"sku":"30612481085717806355","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":57413104370042,"sku":"15580609868056871938","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":57413104402810,"sku":"51818183140099586205","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":57413104435578,"sku":"12960560695328388516","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":57413104468346,"sku":"29854833821463862446","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":57413104501114,"sku":"20024137652597116113","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":57413104533882,"sku":"60825760483242543842","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Azalea","offer_id":57413104566650,"sku":"32680173844421760763","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":57413104599418,"sku":"32909239231034480398","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":57413104632186,"sku":"20409253888657811225","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Irish Green","offer_id":57413104664954,"sku":"24551318656746113862","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57413104697722,"sku":"65292244905377691218","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":57413104730490,"sku":"23146024367304849868","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":57413104763258,"sku":"24759468202525711998","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":57413104796026,"sku":"27482556483709402977","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":57413104828794,"sku":"22095987354590503401","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":57413104861562,"sku":"23434989960376673396","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":57413104894330,"sku":"55994446953439726662","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":57413104927098,"sku":"15616718535182255767","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Azalea","offer_id":57413104959866,"sku":"36726895544118835317","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":57413104992634,"sku":"33871207179812641735","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":57413105025402,"sku":"31591823437820098620","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":57413105058170,"sku":"28804041628319981001","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57413105090938,"sku":"13281881662046834479","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":57413105123706,"sku":"10439978325432065381","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":57413105156474,"sku":"10932356323665179132","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":57413105189242,"sku":"25211024075124103459","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":57413105222010,"sku":"15803280977752384934","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":57413105254778,"sku":"19737180343393642087","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":57413105287546,"sku":"13519497387362571564","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":57413105320314,"sku":"21300760337895249788","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":57413105353082,"sku":"94243307623442406438","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":57413105385850,"sku":"20923323453956209543","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":57413105418618,"sku":"14179574758130489164","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":57413105451386,"sku":"21295149099551788632","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57413105484154,"sku":"20145546464691539279","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":57413105516922,"sku":"25710575578131865189","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":57413105549690,"sku":"32589918061492435849","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":57413105582458,"sku":"13056372109481569603","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":57413105615226,"sku":"78806063781054112740","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":57413105647994,"sku":"25418561182287069974","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":57413105680762,"sku":"25839261546072116143","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":57413105713530,"sku":"22862075969258777335","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Azalea","offer_id":57413105746298,"sku":"19156423110542221983","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":57413105779066,"sku":"13843711233671628722","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":57413105811834,"sku":"50705620069598127329","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":57413105844602,"sku":"15463131596026513953","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/2049\/9834\/files\/8454153293817198519_2048.jpg?v=1791989618","url":"https:\/\/smellybeasts.co.uk\/products\/the-league-of-staircase-avoiders-supersoft-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Smelly Beasts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}