There are certain rules every dog owner eventually learns, and one of the most important is simple: if cheese appears, the dog gets a share! Featuring the brilliantly demanding phrase “The Cheese Tax Must Be Paid!”, this playful design celebrates those four-legged household inspectors who can apparently hear a cheese packet being opened from three rooms away.
Perfect for dog mums, dads, grandparents and anyone who has accepted that cheese can never be eaten privately again, this funny design captures that familiar moment when an hopeful face suddenly appears beside you, patiently waiting for payment. Whether it's cheddar, mozzarella or the tiniest corner of a sandwich, the tax collector has arrived — and apparently there are severe penalties for non-payment.
Whether your four-legged cheese enthusiast was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and appointed themselves Head of Household Food Taxation, this tee is a light-hearted celebration of the funny routines, companionship and unconditional love dogs bring into our lives. You have the cheese. They know you have the cheese. The cheese tax must be paid!
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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.
The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.
The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.
Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.
- Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
- Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.
Key Features
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Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
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Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
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Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
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Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.
The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.
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