It's beer o'clock, the Dachshund's ready to party, and apparently being a sausage dog means you can get away with absolutely anything!

Meet the Dachshund who's swapped chasing squirrels for raising a couple of frosty pints! Sporting oversized black sunglasses, an enormous cheeky grin and two overflowing glasses of beer, this short-legged party animal is determined to prove that you don't need long legs to have a legendary night out.

Featuring bold, distressed lettering, colourful cartoon artwork and beer splashing everywhere, this hilarious design proudly announces “BEER TIME – MADAFAKAS!” It's cheeky, outrageous and perfectly suited to a breed with a famously stubborn streak and a personality considerably longer than its legs.

Perfect for Dachshund mums, dads, sausage dog lovers, beer enthusiasts and pub regulars, this funny dog T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father's Day, barbecues or a well-deserved weekend celebration.

Of course, Dachshund owners know these little characters don't need alcohol to cause trouble. Whether they're burrowing beneath blankets, stealing the warmest seat or barking at something three streets away, sausage dogs are natural-born entertainers.

Whether your Dachshund was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and immediately declared itself household management, this design celebrates everything wonderfully ridiculous about these lovable troublemakers.

Official Dachshund Party Rules: Short legs, tall pints and absolutely no sharing the sausages!

Smelly Beasts – Because life's better with cold beer, long dogs and very questionable decisions!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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