Long dog. Short temper. Serious attitude. This hilarious design features a fiercely unimpressed Dachshund alongside the words “…Bite first...questions later…” — perfect for anyone who knows that behind those little legs and adorable floppy ears is a dog with absolutely no shortage of confidence.

Created for Dachshund lovers, rescue dog parents and adoption supporters, this playful design celebrates the quirky, stubborn and wonderfully entertaining personalities that make adopted dogs so special. Rescue dogs often come with their own individual habits and opinions — and a Dachshund certainly isn't afraid to let you know exactly what they're thinking.

Whether your Dachshund came from a rescue centre, was rehomed through a charity or simply found their forever home with you, this tee is a humorous celebration of rescue dogs, adoption and second chances. Because adopting a Dachshund means embracing the entire package — the cuddles, the stubbornness, the mischief, the unconditional love and occasionally a little reminder of who's really in charge!

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, flattering silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design — crisp, detailed print

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat