Big dog, bigger heart and absolutely no understanding of personal space! This playful Great Dane design features the wonderfully accurate phrase “Heart of Gold, Body of a Horse, Thinks It’s a Lapdog” — perfectly capturing a gentle giant who somehow remains convinced they are small enough to curl up comfortably on your knee.

Perfect for Great Dane mums, dads, grandparents and anyone who knows that owning a giant dog doesn't necessarily mean having a giant amount of sofa left, this funny design celebrates the affectionate, loyal and wonderfully lovable personality of the breed. They may have legs like stilts and take up half the living room, but in their mind they're still a tiny puppy deserving of cuddles.

Whether your Great Dane was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and decided your lap was their new favourite chair, this tee is a light-hearted celebration of the companionship, humour and unconditional love that comes with sharing your life with a gentle giant. Heart of gold. Body of a horse. Thinks it's a lapdog.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.