With that powerful build, expressive face and an impressive look of complete innocence, this Rottweiler certainly doesn't look like a dog responsible for destroying anything valuable. Featuring the words “I Don’t Always Chew Things… But When I Do, They’re Expensive,” this playful design celebrates that mysterious canine talent for ignoring perfectly good dog toys and choosing something considerably more costly instead.
Perfect for Rottweiler mums, dads, grandparents and anyone who has discovered that their dog's definition of a chew toy includes shoes, furniture, remote controls or anything else you'd particularly like to keep, this funny tee captures the loyal, playful and occasionally mischievous character of the breed. Why chew the inexpensive toy specifically bought for them when there's a perfectly good pair of trainers, sofa cushion or TV remote sitting unattended nearby?
Whether your Rottweiler was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and began conducting their own enthusiastic quality-control tests on your possessions, this design is a light-hearted celebration of the laughter, companionship and lovable chaos that dogs bring into our lives. Because your Rottie might not chew everything — they just seem to have an extraordinary ability to identify the expensive stuff.
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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.
The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.
The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.
Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.
- Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
- Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.
Key Features
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Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
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Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
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Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
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Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.
The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.
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