Attention, human! That sausage you're holding has been officially identified as Labrador property. Please surrender it immediately. Your cooperation is appreciated, but your lunch is no longer negotiable.

Meet the Labrador Retriever who has decided that sitting patiently, wagging enthusiastically and looking irresistibly adorable simply aren't getting the results he deserves. Wearing a pair of seriously cool black sunglasses, sporting a crisp white T-shirt and pointing one very determined paw directly at you, this cheerful golden commander has issued his orders: drop the sausage, step away from the snack and nobody gets subjected to an overwhelming display of Labrador enthusiasm.

Inspired by the iconic American “I Want You for U.S. Army” recruitment poster, this hilarious design gives a classic piece of vintage artwork a wonderfully cheeky canine makeover. Featuring a happy yellow Labrador Retriever against a bold Stars and Stripes background, the design proudly declares “I WANT YOU! ...TO DROP THE SAUSAGE!” It's a recruitment campaign where the commanding officer has an enormous appetite, an permanently wagging tail and an extraordinary ability to convince everyone that he hasn't been fed for at least three weeks.

Perfect for Labrador mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, vintage American poster designs and dogs with enormous appetites, this playful illustration captures the affectionate nature, boundless enthusiasm and wonderfully food-obsessed personality that make Labradors such unforgettable companions.

Labradors might be famous for their friendly personalities, love of swimming and remarkable talent for retrieving absolutely anything that can be carried in their mouths, but their dedication to food deserves special recognition. A sausage sizzling in the kitchen? Immediate investigation. A barbecue in the garden? Full operational readiness. A human attempting to enjoy a bacon sandwich without sharing? A completely unacceptable breach of Labrador household regulations.

Whether your Labrador is a much-loved family pet, a cherished rescue or a four-legged vacuum cleaner who considers every dropped crumb a personal invitation, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of the wonderfully affectionate, mischievous and endlessly entertaining dogs who have somehow convinced us that every meal should be a shared experience — preferably with the Labrador receiving the largest portion.

I WANT YOU! ...TO DROP THE SAUSAGE!

Official Canine Recruitment Notice: All sausages must be surrendered to the nearest Labrador Retriever immediately. Failure to comply may result in excessive tail wagging, persistent paw tapping, a rapidly expanding puddle of drool and the deployment of the world's most persuasive puppy-dog eyes.

Smelly Beasts – Because when a Labrador wants your sausage, sharing isn't optional. It's practically the law.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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