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I WANT YOU!...To Pay the Cheese Tax! – Bichon Frise - Supersoft Unisex T-shirt
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I WANT YOU!...To Pay the Cheese Tax! – Bichon Frise - Supersoft Unisex T-shirt

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£21.99
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Attention, human! Your cheese has been spotted, your snack has been assessed, and an immediate payment is now due. The Bichon Frise has spoken. Pay the cheese tax!

Meet the Bichon Frise who has decided that politely waiting for a little piece of cheese is simply not good enough. Wearing a pair of seriously cool black sunglasses, sporting a crisp white T-shirt and pointing one fluffy but surprisingly authoritative paw directly at you, this curly-haired commander has issued his orders: hand over the cheese, settle your outstanding tax bill and nobody gets subjected to a full-scale Bichon protest.

Inspired by the iconic American “I Want You for U.S. Army” recruitment poster, this hilarious design gives a classic piece of vintage artwork a wonderfully cheeky canine makeover. Featuring an irresistibly fluffy white Bichon Frise against a bold Stars and Stripes background, the design proudly declares “I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!” It's a recruitment campaign where the commanding officer has a magnificent cloud-like coat, an impressive talent for looking innocent and an unwavering belief that every piece of cheese in the household is subject to compulsory canine taxation.

Perfect for Bichon Frise mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, vintage American poster designs and dogs with enormous personalities, this playful illustration captures the affectionate nature, mischievous intelligence and wonderfully cheeky attitude that make Bichons such unforgettable companions.

Bichon Frises might be famous for their beautiful white coats, cheerful personalities and remarkable ability to transform themselves from freshly groomed little angels into muddy adventurers within minutes, but their dedication to cheese deserves special recognition. A cheese wrapper opening in the kitchen? Immediate investigation. A sandwich being prepared? Full operational readiness. A human attempting to enjoy a cheeseboard without sharing? An outrageous violation of Bichon Frise household taxation regulations.

Whether your Bichon is a much-loved family pet, a cherished rescue or a four-legged household accountant who carefully monitors every snack consumed within the property, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of the wonderfully affectionate, playful and endlessly entertaining dogs who have somehow convinced us that cheese is not a personal possession — it's a taxable commodity.

With its bold red, white and blue American flag, retro recruitment-poster styling and hilarious cheese-tax slogan, this design makes a brilliant gift for Bichon Frise lovers, proud dog owners and anyone who knows that opening the fridge is practically an invitation for a furry little tax inspector to appear.

I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!

Official Canine Recruitment Notice: All cheese, cheese-flavoured snacks and suspiciously delicious dairy products are subject to immediate inspection by the nearest Bichon Frise. Failure to pay the required cheese tax may result in persistent staring, determined paw tapping, dramatic sighing and an official complaint to the Department of Canine Revenue.

Smelly Beasts – Because in a Bichon Frise household, the cheese tax is compulsory and the tax collector is ridiculously fluffy.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

 

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

 

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

 

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

 

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

  • Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
  • Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

 

Key Features

  • Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
  • Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
  • Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
  • Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

 

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

 

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100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

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Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.