Attention, human! Your cheese has been spotted, your snack has been identified, and an immediate payment is now due. By order of the Cockapoo, the cheese tax must be paid. No excuses, no negotiations and absolutely no pretending you haven't got any Cheddar left.

Meet the Cockapoo who has decided that looking adorable, wagging enthusiastically and deploying those irresistible puppy-dog eyes simply aren't producing enough cheese. Wearing a pair of seriously cool black sunglasses, sporting a crisp white T-shirt and pointing one wonderfully fluffy paw directly at you, this curly-haired commander has issued his orders: hand over the cheese, settle your outstanding tax bill and nobody gets subjected to a full-scale Cockapoo protest.

Inspired by the iconic American “I Want You for U.S. Army” recruitment poster, this hilarious design gives a classic piece of vintage artwork a wonderfully cheeky canine makeover. Featuring a gorgeous caramel-coloured Cockapoo with an impressive collection of curls against a bold Stars and Stripes background, the design proudly declares “I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!” It's a recruitment campaign where the commanding officer has a magnificent hairstyle, an infectious enthusiasm for life and an unwavering belief that every piece of cheese in the household is subject to compulsory canine taxation.

Perfect for Cockapoo mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, vintage American poster designs and dogs with enormous personalities, this playful illustration captures the affectionate nature, mischievous intelligence and wonderfully cheeky character that make Cockapoos such unforgettable companions.

Cockapoos might be famous for their beautiful curly coats, boundless enthusiasm and remarkable ability to turn an ordinary walk into an exciting adventure, but their dedication to food deserves special recognition. A cheese wrapper opening in the kitchen? Immediate investigation. A sandwich being prepared? Full operational readiness. A human attempting to enjoy a cheeseboard without sharing? An outrageous violation of Cockapoo household taxation regulations, punishable by prolonged staring, enthusiastic tail wagging and a strategically positioned fluffy head resting on your knee.

Whether your Cockapoo is a much-loved family pet, a cherished rescue or a four-legged household accountant who believes that every snack consumed within the property must be declared and taxed, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of the wonderfully affectionate, playful and endlessly entertaining dogs who have somehow convinced us that cheese isn't a personal possession — it's a taxable commodity.

With its bold red, white and blue American flag, retro recruitment-poster styling and hilarious cheese-tax slogan, this design makes a brilliant gift for Cockapoo lovers, proud dog owners and anyone who knows that opening the fridge is practically an invitation for a furry little tax inspector to appear.

I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!

Official Canine Recruitment Notice: All cheese, cheese-flavoured snacks and suspiciously delicious dairy products are subject to immediate inspection by the nearest Cockapoo. Failure to pay the required cheese tax may result in persistent staring, enthusiastic bouncing, dramatic sighing, repeated paw tapping and an official complaint to the Department of Canine Revenue.

Important: This Cockapoo may appear friendly, fluffy and completely incapable of enforcing anything more serious than a cuddle, but don't be fooled. Behind those sunglasses is a highly trained cheese-detection specialist who can hear a fridge door opening from three rooms away.

Smelly Beasts – Because when a Cockapoo comes to collect the cheese tax, payment is compulsory, the tail never stops wagging and the tax inspector is ridiculously adorable.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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