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I WANT YOU!...To Pay the Cheese Tax! – Labrador - Supersoft Unisex T-shirt
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I WANT YOU!...To Pay the Cheese Tax! – Labrador - Supersoft Unisex T-shirt

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Attention, human! Your Labrador has an important announcement. All cheese currently in your possession is subject to immediate taxation, and your four-legged tax inspector would like to remind you that payment is compulsory, preferably generous and absolutely non-negotiable.

Meet the Labrador Retriever who has taken his lifelong enthusiasm for food and turned it into a full-time government position. Wearing a pair of seriously cool black sunglasses, sporting a crisp white T-shirt and pointing one very determined paw directly at you, this cheerful golden Labrador has a simple message: “I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!” And judging by that enormous grin, he's thoroughly enjoying his new career.

Inspired by the iconic American “I Want You” recruitment poster, this hilarious design gives a classic piece of vintage artwork a wonderfully cheeky canine makeover. Featuring a happy Labrador Retriever against a bold Stars and Stripes background, the design combines retro American poster styling with one of the most important rules of dog ownership: if you're eating cheese, your dog believes they're entitled to a share.

Perfect for Labrador mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, this playful illustration celebrates the affectionate, food-loving and occasionally shameless personality that makes Labradors such wonderful companions. Whether your Labrador is a dignified family pet or a permanently hungry opportunist who can hear a cheese wrapper opening from three rooms away, this design will feel suspiciously familiar.

Labradors are famous for their friendly personalities, wagging tails and extraordinary ability to convince complete strangers that they haven't eaten for several weeks. But when it comes to cheese, their dedication reaches an entirely different level. A sandwich being prepared? Immediate attendance. A cheeseboard appearing on the coffee table? Full alert. A human attempting to sneak a piece of Cheddar without sharing? A serious breach of Labrador household taxation regulations.

And don't be fooled by that happy expression. Behind those sunglasses is a highly trained cheese-detection specialist with years of experience in locating unattended snacks, investigating suspicious kitchen noises and persuading humans that just one more little piece couldn't possibly hurt. His methods might be questionable, but his enthusiasm is absolutely genuine.

Whether your Labrador was adopted, rescued or simply arrived one day and took permanent control of your sofa, your heart and most of your food, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of the lovable, loyal and endlessly entertaining dogs who make life so much happier — even if they do insist on collecting a percentage of everything you eat.

With its bold red, white and blue American flag, retro recruitment-poster design and hilarious cheese-tax slogan, this T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for Labrador Retriever lovers, proud dog parents and anyone who knows that owning a Labrador means never enjoying a snack entirely alone.

I WANT YOU! ...TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX!

Official Canine Recruitment Notice: All cheese, cheese-flavoured snacks and suspiciously delicious dairy products are subject to immediate inspection by the nearest Labrador Retriever. Failure to pay the required cheese tax may result in prolonged staring, excessive tail wagging, strategic drooling and the deployment of the world's most convincing hungry-dog expression.

Important: This officer accepts payment in Cheddar, Red Leicester and other dog-safe cheese varieties, provided they are offered in small quantities. He also reserves the right to investigate sausages, biscuits, sandwiches and anything else that happens to be within reach.

Smelly Beasts – Because when a Labrador comes to collect the cheese tax, resistance is futile, the tail never stops wagging and your lunch was never entirely yours to begin with.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

 

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

 

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

 

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

 

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

  • Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
  • Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

 

Key Features

  • Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
  • Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
  • Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
  • Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

 

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

 

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100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

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Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.