ATTENTION, HUMAN! Your Cockapoo has an important announcement. Whatever you're doing, it can wait. There is a fluffy belly requiring immediate attention, and apparently, YOU have been selected for the job!

Meet the Cockapoo who has taken the famous American recruitment slogan and turned it into a personal demand for unlimited affection. Sporting oversized black sunglasses, a crisp white T-shirt and a magnificent head of curly fur, this cheeky little character points directly at you with one very important instruction: “I WANT YOU! ...TO RUB MY BELLY!”

Inspired by the iconic American “I Want You” recruitment posters, this hilarious design features an adorable, curly-coated Cockapoo against the bold red, white and blue stars and stripes of the American flag. Combining vintage recruitment-poster styling with a wonderfully mischievous canine twist, it's a playful tribute to dogs who believe their humans have absolutely nothing better to do than provide constant affection.

Perfect for Cockapoo mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, this design celebrates the affectionate, playful and occasionally demanding personalities that make Cockapoos such irresistible companions. With their expressive faces, soft curls and seemingly endless enthusiasm for human attention, these lovable dogs have mastered the art of making even the simplest request feel like an urgent national emergency.

Trying to watch your favourite television programme? Not anymore. Sitting down with a cup of tea? Think again. Working from home? Your Cockapoo has just rolled onto their back, exposed a gloriously fluffy belly and decided that your hands are required elsewhere.

And don't be fooled by that innocent face. Behind those gorgeous curls is a highly skilled attention-seeking professional who understands exactly how to manipulate the human heart. A gentle paw on your arm, a dramatic sigh or a carefully timed head tilt is usually enough to bring all other household activities to an immediate halt.

Cockapoos are famous for their friendly personalities, affectionate nature and seemingly limitless capacity for cuddles. They love being involved in family life, whether that means accompanying you on a woodland adventure, supervising your dinner preparations or occupying approximately 90% of a sofa that was supposedly designed for several people.

Of course, belly-rubbing duties are only the beginning. Your Cockapoo may also require enthusiastic greetings whenever you return from another room, emergency tennis-ball retrieval services, unlimited access to muddy puddles and a personal assistant responsible for removing approximately half the countryside from their curly coat after every walk.

Whether your four-legged companion was adopted, rescued or simply arrived one day and immediately claimed ownership of your sofa, your bed and your entire heart, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of the unconditional love, wonderful companionship and gloriously cheeky behaviour that make life with a Cockapoo so entertaining.

With its bold American flag background, vintage recruitment-poster design and hilarious belly-rub slogan, this funny Cockapoo T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for proud dog parents, Cockapoo enthusiasts and anyone who knows that living with a curly-haired canine means having a permanent shadow who occasionally demands payment in belly rubs.

I WANT YOU! ...TO RUB MY BELLY!

Official Canine Recruitment Notice: All available humans are hereby instructed to report for immediate belly-rubbing duties. Successful applicants must demonstrate gentle hands, unlimited patience and the ability to continue providing affection long after their arms have become tired.

Important: This position offers enthusiastic tail wagging, affectionate kisses, unconditional loyalty and the occasional opportunity to sit down without a Cockapoo climbing onto your lap. Working hours include evenings, weekends, bank holidays and any moment your commanding officer decides that your attention has wandered.

Additional Warning: Excessive enthusiasm, muddy paw prints, mysterious disappearing socks and a complete inability to respect personal space are considered normal working conditions. Complaints will be reviewed by the Cockapoo management department and promptly ignored in favour of another belly rub.

Smelly Beasts – Because behind every adorable Cockapoo is a heart full of love, a head full of curls and an unwavering belief that belly rubs are not a luxury — they're a basic human responsibility.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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