Some dogs are blessed with good looks. Others possess remarkable intelligence. And then there are Poodles, who have both qualities and aren't particularly interested in being modest about either. Meet The Esteemed Lady Pawsworth, a rather distinguished little scholar whose magnificent curls, enormous round spectacles and thoughtful expression suggest a lifetime devoted to academic excellence. Whether her specialist subject is advanced mathematics, classical literature or the precise location of every biscuit in the household remains a matter of considerable debate.

Featuring a beautifully detailed vintage monochrome illustration of an adorable curly-haired Poodle wearing oversized, old-fashioned round glasses, this wonderfully eccentric design combines the elegance of traditional Victorian portraiture with the irresistible humour of a dog who appears considerably more intellectual than the average human. Surrounded by an elaborate golden oval frame decorated with ornate roses, intricate scrollwork and antique flourishes, our distinguished professor looks every inch the respected Victorian academic. One can almost imagine her sitting in a grand university library, contemplating the mysteries of the universe while quietly wondering whether anyone has remembered to put the kettle on.

Perfect for Poodle mums, dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families and anyone who appreciates funny dog T-shirts, quirky vintage artwork and dogs with wonderfully expressive personalities, this charming design celebrates the remarkable intelligence, affectionate nature and playful character of the Poodle. Widely recognised as one of the most intelligent dog breeds, Poodles are famous for their ability to learn quickly, solve problems and occasionally use their considerable brainpower for purposes their owners hadn't anticipated. Opening doors, discovering hidden treats and persuading unsuspecting humans to provide additional snacks are all perfectly respectable applications of a superior intellect.

So whether your Poodle is a cherished family companion, a much-loved rescue or a curly-haired little genius who has already worked out how to manipulate every member of the household, this tee is a light-hearted tribute to the clever, loving and occasionally ridiculous characters who make life with dogs so entertaining. After all, intelligence is a wonderful quality, even when it's being used exclusively to convince someone that dinner hasn't been served yet.

Lady Pawsworth — distinguished scholar, celebrated intellectual and leading authority on the science of obtaining additional biscuits. Her qualifications are impressive, although her doctoral thesis on the nutritional importance of cheese remains under review.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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