Why climb a staircase when you can simply lie at the bottom and wait for someone to carry you?

Welcome to The League of Staircase Avoiders, a highly respected canine organisation dedicated to the noble pursuit of avoiding unnecessary physical exertion, particularly when it involves going upstairs.

Meet our distinguished founding member, a wonderfully relaxed Golden Retriever who has decided that climbing stairs is an entirely unreasonable expectation. With a comfortable floor, a peaceful expression and absolutely no intention of moving, this determined dog is taking a very firm stand against vertical exercise.

Featuring a charming vintage-inspired circular emblem in deep green, cream and orange, the design combines traditional club lettering, cheerful paw prints and a wonderfully appropriate motto: “Vertical Effort Is Optional.”

Perfect for dog mums, dog dads, rescue-dog owners, senior-dog lovers and anyone whose four-legged companion believes stairs are somebody else's problem, this humorous T-shirt celebrates the wonderfully stubborn and occasionally lazy side of canine life.

Whether your dog is a sleepy Golden Retriever, a determined Dachshund, a senior rescue enjoying retirement or simply a professional sofa enthusiast, membership is open to all reluctant climbers.

Official League Rules: Avoid unnecessary stairs, request assistance whenever possible, conserve energy for important activities and never underestimate the power of looking helpless.

After all, why waste precious energy climbing stairs when it could be better spent sleeping, eating biscuits or supervising the household?

The League of Staircase Avoiders: Taking a Stand Against Standing Up!

Smelly Beasts – Because life's too short for unnecessary stairs, especially when there's a perfectly good sofa downstairs!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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