One sock goes missing. The other mysteriously disappears. Somewhere nearby, a dog is looking suspiciously innocent!

Welcome to The Professional Sock Thieves Guild, an ancient and highly secretive organisation dedicated to the noble art of acquiring socks without permission, concealing the evidence and maintaining complete innocence under questioning.

Inspired by mysterious medieval guilds and fantasy-world secret societies, this striking vintage-style design features an ornate burgundy and gold shield displaying two crossed socks, golden paw prints and a royal crown. Dark hooded figures, elaborate scrollwork and traditional banners give the emblem an impressively sinister appearance.

At first glance, it looks like the insignia of a powerful underground organisation. Look closer, however, and you'll discover that its members are mostly interested in stealing your laundry!

Perfect for dog mums, dog dads, rescue-dog owners, fantasy enthusiasts and anyone whose washing machine seems to have developed a mysterious sock shortage, this humorous T-shirt celebrates one of the canine world's most baffling talents.

Whether your dog is a master bedroom infiltrator, a professional laundry-basket raider or a suspiciously quiet puppy hiding behind the sofa, membership is strictly by invitation.

Official Guild Rules: Take only one sock, never reveal its location, deny all accusations and surrender stolen property only in exchange for biscuits.

Because behind every missing sock lies a carefully planned operation — or a dog who simply fancied a chew.

The Professional Sock Thieves Guild: Silent Paws. Missing Socks. No Witnesses.

Smelly Beasts – Because every great mystery begins with a missing sock and an innocent-looking dog!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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