Long hours. Terrible weather. Unreasonable demands. And payment usually arrives in the form of a wagging tail!

Welcome to The Underpaid Dog Walkers Union, a proud and determined organisation representing hardworking dog owners who have finally decided that enough is enough!

Featuring a striking vintage-inspired trade union emblem in bold red, cream, black and gold, this design showcases a powerful raised fist gripping a dog lead, surrounded by golden laurel branches, dramatic sunburst rays and traditional banners.

It's a magnificent symbol of solidarity, determination and the ongoing struggle against early morning walks in the pouring rain.

Perfect for dog mums, dog dads, rescue-dog owners, foster families, professional dog walkers and anyone whose four-legged employer refuses to negotiate reasonable working conditions, this humorous T-shirt celebrates the everyday sacrifices made in the name of canine happiness.

Whether you're dragged through muddy fields, woken at ridiculous hours or expected to stand patiently while your dog investigates the same lamppost for fifteen minutes, your struggle has finally been recognised.

Official Union Demands: Fair compensation to be paid in cake, improved weather conditions, reasonable walking hours and an immediate end to unnecessary squirrel-related overtime.

Unfortunately, management has rejected every proposal and is currently demanding another walk.

The Underpaid Dog Walkers Union: United We Walk. Divided We Get Dragged!

Smelly Beasts – Because every dog owner deserves a pay rise, a lie-in and a walk that doesn't involve sideways rain!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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