ATTENTION, HUMAN! Your British Bulldog has an important announcement. Keep calm, look magnificent and, whatever happens, STAY COOL!
Meet the British Bulldog who has officially appointed themselves the nation's leading authority on canine coolness! Wearing oversized black sunglasses, a crisp white T-shirt and sporting that unmistakable wrinkled expression, this wonderfully serious Bulldog points directly at you with one very important instruction: “YOU! STAY COOL!”
Inspired by classic recruitment posters, this hilarious design features a magnificent English Bulldog against the bold red, white and blue of the British Union Jack. Combining vintage poster styling with a generous helping of British Bulldog attitude, it's a celebration of a breed famous for its loyalty, stubbornness and wonderfully comical personality.
Perfect for British Bulldog mums, dads, rescue-dog owners and anyone who loves funny dog T-shirts, this playful design celebrates a dog that has mastered the art of looking completely unimpressed while secretly demanding everyone's attention.
Someone suggests going for a long walk? Negotiations required. Your favourite armchair becomes available? Immediately occupied. A packet of biscuits opens? Suddenly, everyone's best friend!
Whether your Bulldog was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and immediately took charge of the household, this T-shirt celebrates the unconditional love and glorious mischief these lovable characters bring.
Official British Bulldog Instructions: Stay cool, remain stubborn, demand biscuits and never surrender your favourite sofa!
Smelly Beasts – Because behind every magnificent Bulldog face is a loyal heart, an enormous personality and a firm belief that keeping calm is considerably easier when someone else does the walking!
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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.
The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.
The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.
Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.
Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.
- Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
- Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.
Key Features
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Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
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Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
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Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
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Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.
The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.
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