ATTENTION, HUMAN! Your Dachshund has an important announcement. Keep calm, look fabulous and, whatever happens, STAY COOL!

Meet the Dachshund who has officially declared themselves the coolest sausage dog in town! Wearing oversized black sunglasses, a white T-shirt and an expression of absolute confidence, this cheeky little character points directly at you with one unmistakable instruction: “YOU! STAY COOL!”

Inspired by classic American recruitment posters, this hilarious design features a handsome brown Dachshund against the bold red, white and blue of the Stars and Stripes. Combining vintage poster styling with plenty of canine attitude, it's a celebration of a breed that packs an enormous personality into a wonderfully long body.

Perfect for Dachshund mums, dads, rescue-dog owners and lovers of funny dog T-shirts, this playful design captures the stubborn, affectionate and mischievous nature of these unforgettable little dogs.

Someone approaching the front door? Security alert! A squirrel in the garden? Full-scale investigation! A suspicious noise downstairs? Immediate barking, followed by a strategic retreat beneath the duvet.

Whether your Dachshund was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and immediately took ownership of your sofa, this T-shirt celebrates the laughter, loyalty and unconditional love that make sausage dogs so special.

Official Dachshund Instructions: Stay cool, stand proud, demand treats and never let short legs limit your ambitions!

Smelly Beasts – Because being cool isn't about how tall you stand, it's about how much attitude you can fit into one sausage-shaped body!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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