With that magnificent fluffy coat, wonderfully serious expression and unmistakable Chow Chow personality, this design celebrates one of the less glamorous realities of sharing your home with a four-legged companion! Featuring the words “I Don’t Always Fart… But When I Do, I Leave the Room,” it perfectly captures the Chow Chow technique of causing the problem and then calmly strolling away as though the entire incident has absolutely nothing to do with them.

Perfect for Chow Chow mums, dads, grandparents and anyone who shares their home with a lovable but occasionally gassy companion, this funny design celebrates the breed's independent personality, dignified appearance and remarkable ability to look completely innocent. One minute they're peacefully beside you; the next they're heading for another room while you're left dealing with the consequences.

Whether your Chow Chow was adopted, rescued or simply arrived and appointed themselves the most important member of the household, this tee is a light-hearted celebration of the laughter, companionship and wonderfully ridiculous moments that make life with dogs so entertaining. They may leave the room when the evidence appears — but that innocent fluffy face will insist they know absolutely nothing about it.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.