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Patchwork Paws - Less Talkies, More Walkies - Unisex T-Shirt
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Patchwork Paws - Less Talkies, More Walkies - Unisex T-Shirt

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£19.99
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Enough chatting, human! There are squirrels to chase, lampposts to investigate and approximately 147 interesting smells waiting to be sniffed!

Every dog owner knows the look. That unmistakable stare, the excited tail wagging and the increasingly dramatic sighs that can only mean one thing — it's time for walkies!

Our wonderfully playful "Less Talkies, More Walkies" T-shirt celebrates the simple joy of getting outdoors with your favourite four-legged adventure buddy. Because, according to your dog, there's absolutely no reason to waste valuable walking time on unnecessary human conversation!

Featuring colourful faux patchwork lettering, this charming design combines vintage-inspired fabrics, denim textures, cheerful gingham, floral patterns, decorative buttons and quirky hand-stitched details. Its delightfully mismatched appearance adds a cosy, nostalgic touch to a message every dog lover will recognise.

Perfect for devoted dog mums, proud dog dads, rescue dog enthusiasts and anyone whose daily schedule is entirely controlled by a furry little walking enthusiast.

Whether your companion prefers woodland adventures, muddy puddles, beach strolls or simply inspecting the same bush for the fifteenth time, this T-shirt celebrates those precious moments spent together.

Because life's too short for boring conversations when there's a whole world of smells to discover!

Ready for your next adventure? Buy your Less Talkies, More Walkies T-shirt from Smelly Beasts today and let your outfit do the talking while your dog does the walking!

Smelly Beasts – Made for dog people, by dog people.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

 

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

 

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

 

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

 

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

  • Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
  • Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

 

Key Features

  • Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
  • Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
  • Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
  • Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

 

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

 

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.