Less gossip, fewer arguments and absolutely no unnecessary drama. Just more dogs, please!

Let's face it, life would be so much simpler if we could replace awkward conversations, complicated relationships and everyday nonsense with a few more wagging tails and enthusiastic face licks.

Our wonderfully cheeky "More Dogs, Less Drama" T-shirt celebrates the simple truth that dogs make life happier, funnier and considerably less complicated. After all, your dog doesn't care about your bad hair day, questionable fashion choices or embarrassing dance moves. As long as the treats keep coming, you're their favourite person!

Featuring colourful faux patchwork lettering, this charming design combines vintage-inspired fabrics, cheerful gingham, floral patterns, denim textures, decorative buttons and playful hand-stitched details. Its delightfully mismatched appearance adds a cosy, nostalgic feel to a message every dog lover can appreciate.

Perfect for devoted dog mums, proud dog dads, rescue dog enthusiasts and anyone who would happily choose an evening surrounded by dogs over a crowded social gathering.

Whether your best friend is a mischievous puppy, a lovable rescue or a distinguished senior who has mastered the art of ignoring everyone, this T-shirt celebrates the joy of canine companionship.

Because dogs might steal your socks, hog your bed and occasionally destroy your slippers, but at least they don't start arguments in the family WhatsApp group!

Simplify your life and celebrate your love of dogs! Buy your More Dogs, Less Drama T-shirt from Smelly Beasts today!

Smelly Beasts – Made for dog people, by dog people.

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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