Why did the dog cross the road? Because walking is for amateurs, and he’s got a giant psychedelic chicken!

Forget ordinary walkies! This adventurous German Shepherd has discovered a considerably more exciting way to travel — riding a magnificent, rainbow-coloured rooster with enough flower power to brighten up the entire farmyard!

Sporting groovy sunglasses, a fabulous floral headband and a peace-sign medallion, our fearless four-legged hippie is living his best life. With his tongue hanging out, the wind in his fur and absolutely no idea where he's going, he's clearly enjoying every ridiculous second.

Meanwhile, his spectacular feathered companion is strutting its stuff in dazzling psychedelic colours, complete with tropical sunglasses, a magnificent rainbow tail and some seriously funky mechanical legs!

Perfect for German Shepherd lovers, chicken enthusiasts, free spirits and anyone who appreciates a wonderfully ridiculous sense of humour.

This gloriously bonkers Smelly Beasts design celebrates everything we love about dogs — their enthusiasm, their adventurous personalities and their remarkable ability to turn even the simplest outing into complete chaos.

Whether you're heading to a festival, enjoying a countryside adventure or simply fancy making people smile, this T-shirt is guaranteed to ruffle a few feathers!

Don't chicken out! Buy your Smelly Beasts T-shirt today and bring some psychedelic puppy power to your wardrobe!

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Not Just A Pretty Muzzle.

The Gildan 64000 t-shirt is a semi-fitted, unisex, super-soft and light-weight shirt which is made for everyday wear. Our t-shirts use Gildan Softstyle® fabric with soft ring-spun cotton for a smoother, more comfortable feel because we think a great dog t-shirt should feel as good as it looks.

The Gildan 64000 is a lightweight, ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton t-shirt with a semi-fitted silhouette, ideal for printing and everyday wear.

Always wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues.

Maximum washing temperature 30 C, inside out, with like colours.

• Do not bleach. Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed
• Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Key Features

• Fabric & Comfort: Soft, breathable, and lightweight; ring-spun cotton ensures a smooth texture and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
• Fit & Construction: Semi-fitted silhouette, ribbed-knit collar to prevent curling, shoulders reinforced with twill tape, no side seams for a smoother fit, and double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
• Sustainability & Safety: Made from ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric resists fading and shrinking; reinforced stitching enhances longevity.

The Gildan 64000, part of the Softstyle® collection, is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours, while heathers and sport grey use cotton/polyester blends for added durability and comfort. The fabric is lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), pre-shrunk, and features a smooth, soft-hand feel that enhances both comfort and printability. Its semi-fitted cut with a crew neck, short sleeves, and seamless design provides a modern, versatile look suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions.

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